Another gem by my little poet....
One day I met a crocodile walking by the lake,
so I invited him to lunch, and for dessert we'd have some cake.
To my surprise, he came at 2 o'clock on the dot.
He ate his lunch up in a twinkle and said, "That really hit the spot!"
"And now dessert!" I said loudly,
But I was scared out of my shorts!
While he began to munch his cake, I talked about some sports.
Soccer he had never played,
Basketball, he never paid,
But he ate his cake very very soon,
And said to come back tomorrow at noon.
So, I set the table with lots of care,
put on his plate some roasted hare,
But when he got there I was still busy as a bee,
So while he was waiting he GULP!